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1.23M? Can't she can get a reverse mortgage for far more than that? Unless she's completely cookoo, why would she allow it to be foreclosed?

Assuming the plugged-in reader's supposition is correct, can't imagine why the bank would even attempt to evict her. If I were the responsible officer at the lender, I'd just let her stay there through the auction and let the poor sap who buys the place go through all the work of getting her out of there.

I'm sure that Ms. Arden will land in a very plush active adult community and live out the rest of her life in peace once she realizes the opera is over.

The house sucks anyway. That block, no views, and no sunlight? PLUS all the unreinforced masonry issues? PLUS the supreme NIMBYism of that neck of the woods? Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Cool looking facade tho.

This is how completely wacko this "eccentric" is, and this was 11 years ago. This is SF version of [Grey Gardens].

http://www.sfweekly.com/1998-12-30/news/the-fortress-on-the-hill/

A great many "eccentric" people are in dire need and often quite ill. I hope there's someone around to take care of this woman.

No sunlight? The photo sure looks sunlit to me.

Could be moonglow, I suppose...

It's got an east/west orientation. Its southern exposure is uphill with tall buildings looming all the way up the hill. They picked a nice time to take the photo, sure. That has little to do with how it'll feel inside much of the house.

There are two issues here.

One is Arden Van Upp. Whatever her problems, she was always interesting, clever, and amusing, three very desirable characteristics in SF society.

The other is the Bourn Mansion. If it is really for sale for 1.23m, it will be the bargain of the century, even if it takes 3 or 4 million to fix it up.

Anyone who buys it should be forewarned that a large number of people, many of whom have visited this place, will be watching. Any permit that allows destruction of any kind will almost surely be appealed. I would expect the Chronicle will also be interested in the iconic building.

This is one of the historic jewels of residential San Francisco; its has great architectural and historical importance.

There is almost no possible way to get a permit issued by the city to "destruct" this house. It is an historic landmark. Any plan for any change - even replacing the windows or rebuilding an outside back deck - will have to go before planning. I live in an historic district in a Victorian and having been through this process a few times I can tell you that they look very carefully at historic properties and proposed changes.

Just Ellis Act the place and send Arden on her merry way.

Don't banks always evict tenants & owners before auctioning properties? Not sure of the procedure.

I'd actually rather buy the place with her in it assuming there was a significant discount. When old people who are emotionally attached to their homes have their lives disrupted in a major way you know what happens? They keel over. I'd take that bet.

Until the gavel falls, Ms Epp is the owner. Unless she allows entrance, you're buying the place sight unseen....a pig in a poke.

I know, some intrepid SS poster made the hubris laden comment that there were no "white elephants" in SF. Well, say hello to the first....of many.

Guaranteed, two fools will bid it up. The "winner" will never see a cent of profit.

Agreed. I didn't want to tell these folks about the bankruptcy, because the editor should have known about it before he milked this property for the third time. Its lack of views is a real profit killer.

Ms Epp is the intruder from hell. She's savvy and litigious. The best and perhaps the only way to get rid of her is a buyout. I suspect her price is north of $200k.

Structures can be fixed...throw money at them. Intruders tie up the investment, your time and whatever good humor you had.

Is that garage part of the property? Anonn?

[Editor’s Note: With respect to the garage, no. And as another notes below, it’s Upp.]

Upp, Mrs ARDEN VAN UPP. not epp

ooops.

This place has a garage on the left side, correct? Just not the one in this photo.

The garage is to the left. You can kind of see it in that photo. I think it's only one car, not sure.

The link I posted refers to a garage ..... with a vintage Camaro parked in it ...... with the ceiling collapsed on top of the car.

I think this house comes with a two-part warranty. If you buy it, and it falls in half, you still own both parts.

Feels like there is some talking down on this property for purpose?

I wish Eddy. I tried. It's just really big and cool looking. That's it. It doesn't get the NW view one would want, and it spends its late mornings and afternoons in shadow. The RH2 zoning isn't great for development either.

MS. Upp has not lived in the house for several years. There is no electricity. Windows are broken in. The back deck has crumbled into the room below. Animals of all sorts have settled right in.

Someone better alert PG&E because there are lights on the second floor.

Is saw her ~1 year ago walking into building with her cat.

After reading the SF Weekly article from 1998 on Arden Van Upp, I have absolutely no sympathy for her. She sounds like a piece of work: slum lord, manipulator, thief, etc.. I hope they get rid of her from that building soon and move her into one of those dirty apartments that she own where you have "the toilet wouldn't flush unless you held down the handle and counted out 11 seconds....The unit had no heat, the windows leaked, and the electricity went out frequently." She deserves what's coming to her. And there should be a law passed that for every lawsuit she files, not only she will be put in jail for 10 years to ensure she never file a frivolous lawsuit again, but she should also be fined $1M with no bankruptcy option available to her.

http://www.sfweekly.com/1998-12-30/news/the-fortress-on-the-hill/1

Vexatious litigant.

But then, she's still society's darling. She must have some "juice" to get a foreclosure auction rescheduled. Those things usually proceed apace.

You could have that sort of juice too, jonj. We all can. It's an American right. Declare bankruptcy and -- WHOOSH -- watch the all magic transpire around you.

I drove by this afternoon and there were workers in the garage and all the lights were on in the house.

Interesting.

I think instead of talking about the poor women we should try and see how we can help her and others like her in these hard times

Why is there a portable toilet outside?

^So you don't have to pee in the bushes, dummy.